my anaconda don’t want none
unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON
- Me: *finds clean bra in drawer* Huh. Wonder why I stopped wearing this.
- *puts on bra*
- *underwire pops out and punctures lung*
- Me: oh yeah.
hairdresser: what do you want me to do?
me: just a trim thanks
hairdresser: no problem
Every Dad, everywhere, at some point probably.
Why can’t I ask you? What are you hiding old man..(via thrower0fmangos)
Canada has four seasons.
1. Almost winter.
3. Still winter.
went through some old drawings i had stashed in the closet and happened upon this gem