nuclearnyx:

my anaconda don’t want none

unless you DEFEAT THE HUNS, SON

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  • Me: *finds clean bra in drawer* Huh. Wonder why I stopped wearing this.
  • *puts on bra*
  • *underwire pops out and punctures lung*
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me:
  • Me: oh yeah.

jimdoesntcarrey:

hairdresser: what do you want me to do?

me: just a trim thanks

hairdresser: no problem 

me: image

"Go ask your mother."

Every Dad, everywhere, at some point probably.

Why can’t I ask you? What are you hiding old man..

(via thrower0fmangos)

Canada has four seasons.

factsofcanada:

1. Almost winter.

2. Winter.

3. Still winter.

4. Construction.

runmonsterun:

WOAH, MOMMA

runmonsterun:

WOAH, MOMMA

konpozaa:

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-Cr1tikal voice- guess I’ll just sit here and fist myself

pardonmewhileipanic:

ask-an-mra-anything:

stfueverything:

squishybruise:

Got my Mens Rights Activist costume ready for Halloween !

this is the greatest thing

looks just like me!!

amazing

pardonmewhileipanic:

ask-an-mra-anything:

stfueverything:

squishybruise:

Got my Mens Rights Activist costume ready for Halloween !

this is the greatest thing

looks just like me!!

amazing

officialdaddyegbert:

davvvd:

-annoying:

the “i’m not afraid to verbally assault a middle schooler if they look at my kid the wrong way” haircut

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I thought this was the “I would like to speak with a manager” haircut

it’s both.

zoomer-zlorpuff:

went through some old drawings i had stashed in the closet and happened upon this gem

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mywhisperedcolors:

Slowly replacing the negative thoughts with colors and beautiful things.

mywhisperedcolors:

Slowly replacing the negative thoughts with colors and beautiful things.

mr-radical:

how does cr1tikal not get startled by anything. how do you do it, cr1tikal. did someone hurt you. did you lose something you once held dear. is that why you’re so dead inside. you can tell me, cr1tikal. i am here for you, and i’m worried about you.